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I couldn't be happier about the Shaq trade. NBA seasons are usually pretty dull.

Until the Shaq trade.

I can't wait to see Shaq in HD against whoever. It could be the Bobcats, and I would be taping that shit.

If Shaq helps the Suns win a ring, it makes Shaq look like an ultimate champion, ala Magic Johnson, or...

He might seem like a liar because just a couple of months ago, Shaq was totally done.

You could literally feel Shaq getting old before your eyes. There was no way that he could actually do anything in the game without fouling out.

Remember his patented spin around, and then dunk in your face move?

It's now become an offensive foul.

Shaq looked washed up. You felt it.

He was averaging around 28.6 minutes per game and 14.2 points. But he was also was averaging 5 fouls and 7.8 boards a game.

Okay, I lied a bit. I didn't look up his fouls per game stat.

So what?

Can you really see him in the final minutes of the game doing anything?

Duncan is much leaner, faster and younger. Advantage Spurs.

Lakers are younger, more talented, and twice as tall. Advantage Lakers.

But how exciting is this for the NBA? Very.

I can't wait when we finally see Shaq in a Suns uniform.